The former and current aliens, humans, and sassy AIs of Alien Service
Dave Huminsky
The first pilot of what you call UFOs to be fired in centuries. Dave prefers games and entertainment to work and study. He tries to take the easy way out. Unacceptable.
Mary Persons
Mary was an infamous artist of low regard back on her native world. Mary does not work well with others. She's known for being brutally honest with no regard for tact. Mary once made an unflattering portrait of a government minister that was particularly not well received.
Julio Manuel
Julio studied obscure literature on his home world. This led to a career in quality assurance at a manufacturing facility. The robots he watched over sometimes would purposely make mistakes so he would have something to do. We fixed this.
Rick Randall
Lover of pranks, and hater of BS, Rick parlayed some success in his youth into a duplex and a career making sandwiches. Rick and Dave became quick friends and hired him to work at his shop "SubCo."
Minister Ur'rl
Minister of Primitive Cultures Ur'rl send our crew on their quest. Ur'rl ranks among his world's most unpleasant ministers. The Ministry of Primitive Cultures ranks among his world's most ignored ministries which annoys Ur'rl to no end. Ur'rl hopes his latest scheme gets him a promotion to a much better ministry.
B.R.A.D.
The Broad Range Analytical Database or B.R.A.D. is the avatar for the alien's repository of knowledge. B.R.A.D. is our crew's only contact with their home world. B.R.A.D. loves pop culture and data, but isn't programmed to put up with bad attitudes.